sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via boogiefever)

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

(via thisshipllsink)

,,

what a fucking loser

me, to me, about me (via protective)

(Source: jaclcfrost, via onemidgetless)

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

vanillish:

Being gay is my favorite birth control method

(via secretlyademigodinthetardis)